Social Battery Hoodie

When your social battery hits 1%, this hoodie gets it. Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and anyone who’s mastered the art of ghosting mid-conversation.

Made with a soft cotton blend that’s cozy enough to recharge your energy — or at least help you fake it in public.

Details:

• Heavyweight comfort fit — premium feel, no cheap vibes
• Fade-free print that keeps the sarcasm alive
• Great for coffee runs, quiet exits, and dodging small talk